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35 Sec ago - Alright, gather 'round, ya sprockets and gears! Lenny "Longlegs" Lanky here, veteran of the Bolt Tightening Division, Local 420, to give ya the real story behind that flick they made about me, "Longlegs: Terror of the Break Room." Now, see, the Hollywood types, they got it all wrong. I ain't no boogeyman, just a fella with a passion for punctuality and an unfortunate predisposition for… well, long legs.
See, it all started with the coffee machine. Ol' Betsy, she was a temperamental beast. One minute she's churnin' out the good stuff, next minute she's spittin' scalding mud. And, with my extended gams, I was the only one could reach the reset button without gettin' a third-degree burn. So, every mornin', there I was, stretchin' clear across the break room, folks partin' like the Red Sea, whisperin' "Here comes Longlegs! Betsy's gone loco again!"
Now, the movie makes it seem like I was stalkin' folks, peepin' through windows, all creepy-like. Nah, that was just me lookin' for my thermos. That dang thing was always goin' walkabout. And yeah, maybe my shadow stretched long and eerie across the factory floor at night, but that's just physics, folks! Blame the overhead lights, not me!
Then there's the whole "disappearing workers" thing. They blamed me! Said I was snatchin' 'em up, stuffin' 'em in my oversized lunch pail. Ridiculous! Those folks just retired! Early retirement, mind you, on account of the new automated bolt-tightening system. Which, by the way, I suggested to management. They never gave me credit, though. Just slapped a "Beware of Longlegs" sign on the break room door.
The climax of the film? The dramatic showdown in the warehouse? That was just the annual company picnic. I was playing Red Rover, and, admittedly, with my stride, I might have accidentally trampled a few folding tables. But a monster? Me? I’m just a hard-workin' fella with unusually long limbs, a caffeine addiction, and a knack for fixin' broken coffee machines.
So, next time you see that movie, remember the real story of Longlegs. Not a monster, just a misunderstood maintenance man with a serious caffeine dependency and legs that wouldn't quit. And if you ever need a thermos found, well, you know who to call. Just be prepared to step aside when I make my entrance. It ain't easy navigatin' this world with legs like these.
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35 Sec ago - Alright, gather 'round, ya sprockets and gears! Lenny "Longlegs" Lanky here, veteran of the Bolt Tightening Division, Local 420, to give ya the real story behind that flick they made about me, "Longlegs: Terror of the Break Room." Now, see, the Hollywood types, they got it all wrong. I ain't no boogeyman, just a fella with a passion for punctuality and an unfortunate predisposition for… well, long legs.
See, it all started with the coffee machine. Ol' Betsy, she was a temperamental beast. One minute she's churnin' out the good stuff, next minute she's spittin' scalding mud. And, with my extended gams, I was the only one could reach the reset button without gettin' a third-degree burn. So, every mornin', there I was, stretchin' clear across the break room, folks partin' like the Red Sea, whisperin' "Here comes Longlegs! Betsy's gone loco again!"
Now, the movie makes it seem like I was stalkin' folks, peepin' through windows, all creepy-like. Nah, that was just me lookin' for my thermos. That dang thing was always goin' walkabout. And yeah, maybe my shadow stretched long and eerie across the factory floor at night, but that's just physics, folks! Blame the overhead lights, not me!
Then there's the whole "disappearing workers" thing. They blamed me! Said I was snatchin' 'em up, stuffin' 'em in my oversized lunch pail. Ridiculous! Those folks just retired! Early retirement, mind you, on account of the new automated bolt-tightening system. Which, by the way, I suggested to management. They never gave me credit, though. Just slapped a "Beware of Longlegs" sign on the break room door.
The climax of the film? The dramatic showdown in the warehouse? That was just the annual company picnic. I was playing Red Rover, and, admittedly, with my stride, I might have accidentally trampled a few folding tables. But a monster? Me? I’m just a hard-workin' fella with unusually long limbs, a caffeine addiction, and a knack for fixin' broken coffee machines.
So, next time you see that movie, remember the real story of Longlegs. Not a monster, just a misunderstood maintenance man with a serious caffeine dependency and legs that wouldn't quit. And if you ever need a thermos found, well, you know who to call. Just be prepared to step aside when I make my entrance. It ain't easy navigatin' this world with legs like these.
Longlegs Putlocker
Longlegs Peacock
Longlegs 123movies
Longlegs filmyzilla
Longlegs Mp4Moviez
Longlegs Hindi
Longlegs Vegamovies
Longlegs KuttyMovies
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Longlegs MGM plus
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作者 darboreheadd1972
2025-04-27 06:02:32
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