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29 Sec ago - ## Gladiator 2: Maximus Decimus Meridius... of Retail?
The afterlife, it turned out, wasn't Elysian Fields. It was a mid-range department store called "Eternal Rest Emporium." Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife... was now Karen, a middle-aged woman with a penchant for floral print blouses and an uncanny ability to spot a mislabeled clearance item.
Turns out, strength and honor didn't translate to the retail battlefield. Instead, it was coupon clipping and the strategic deployment of a "customer loyalty card" that ruled this realm.
One particularly chaotic Saturday, the store manager, a sniveling, weaselly fellow named Hades (everyone called him "Hey-Dees," much to his chagrin), announced over the crackling PA system, "Attention Eternal Rest shoppers! All togas are now 75% off! Limit one per customer!"
Pandemonium erupted. The toga section, usually a desolate wasteland, was now a swirling vortex of grasping, ghostly hands. Karen/Maximus felt a familiar surge of adrenaline. This wasn't the Coliseum, but damn it, she knew a bargain when she saw one.
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!" she bellowed, channeling her inner gladiator as she bulldozed her way to the front. A gaggle of translucent Roman senators scattered before her.
She grabbed a pristine white toga, size XL. "This…is…my…TOGA!" she declared, holding it aloft.
But a withered hand snatched it from her grasp. It was Caligula, now a perpetually disgruntled senior citizen in a motorized scooter, wearing a “Make Rome Great Again” baseball cap. "Finders keepers, lady!" he rasped.
Maximus/Karen narrowed her eyes. "You dare steal from me, you pathetic excuse for an emperor? I've dealt with worse than you in the checkout line at Walmart on Black Friday!"
A shopping cart duel ensued. Caligula, wielding a rusty spatula he'd "found" in the kitchenware aisle, swiped at Karen. She parried with a rolled-up copy of "Eternal Rest Emporium's Weekly Savings Spectacular."
The battle raged, scattering bewildered shoppers and knocking over displays of ambrosia and nectar (now rebranded as "Soul-Soothing Smoothies"). Finally, Karen/Maximus disarmed Caligula with a well-placed coupon for 20% off afterlife insurance.
Triumphant, she marched to the checkout, toga clutched tightly in her hand. Hades, pale and trembling, scanned the item. "That'll be 3.99 denarii, ma'am," he squeaked.
Karen/Maximus pulled out a wad of coupons. "I have a 50% off coupon, a buy-one-get-one-free coupon (even though I only bought one, they never check), and a coupon for a free Stygian river cruise with every toga purchase."
Hades fainted. Karen/Maximus draped the toga over her floral print blouse and strode out of the Eternal Rest Emporium, a satisfied smile on her face. She may have lost her family, her freedom, and her empire, but she’d be damned if she was going to pay full price for a toga. She was Maximus Decimus Meridius, conqueror of the clearance aisle, and she would have her revenge… one bargain at a time.
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29 Sec ago - ## Gladiator 2: Maximus Decimus Meridius... of Retail?
The afterlife, it turned out, wasn't Elysian Fields. It was a mid-range department store called "Eternal Rest Emporium." Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife... was now Karen, a middle-aged woman with a penchant for floral print blouses and an uncanny ability to spot a mislabeled clearance item.
Turns out, strength and honor didn't translate to the retail battlefield. Instead, it was coupon clipping and the strategic deployment of a "customer loyalty card" that ruled this realm.
One particularly chaotic Saturday, the store manager, a sniveling, weaselly fellow named Hades (everyone called him "Hey-Dees," much to his chagrin), announced over the crackling PA system, "Attention Eternal Rest shoppers! All togas are now 75% off! Limit one per customer!"
Pandemonium erupted. The toga section, usually a desolate wasteland, was now a swirling vortex of grasping, ghostly hands. Karen/Maximus felt a familiar surge of adrenaline. This wasn't the Coliseum, but damn it, she knew a bargain when she saw one.
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!" she bellowed, channeling her inner gladiator as she bulldozed her way to the front. A gaggle of translucent Roman senators scattered before her.
She grabbed a pristine white toga, size XL. "This…is…my…TOGA!" she declared, holding it aloft.
But a withered hand snatched it from her grasp. It was Caligula, now a perpetually disgruntled senior citizen in a motorized scooter, wearing a “Make Rome Great Again” baseball cap. "Finders keepers, lady!" he rasped.
Maximus/Karen narrowed her eyes. "You dare steal from me, you pathetic excuse for an emperor? I've dealt with worse than you in the checkout line at Walmart on Black Friday!"
A shopping cart duel ensued. Caligula, wielding a rusty spatula he'd "found" in the kitchenware aisle, swiped at Karen. She parried with a rolled-up copy of "Eternal Rest Emporium's Weekly Savings Spectacular."
The battle raged, scattering bewildered shoppers and knocking over displays of ambrosia and nectar (now rebranded as "Soul-Soothing Smoothies"). Finally, Karen/Maximus disarmed Caligula with a well-placed coupon for 20% off afterlife insurance.
Triumphant, she marched to the checkout, toga clutched tightly in her hand. Hades, pale and trembling, scanned the item. "That'll be 3.99 denarii, ma'am," he squeaked.
Karen/Maximus pulled out a wad of coupons. "I have a 50% off coupon, a buy-one-get-one-free coupon (even though I only bought one, they never check), and a coupon for a free Stygian river cruise with every toga purchase."
Hades fainted. Karen/Maximus draped the toga over her floral print blouse and strode out of the Eternal Rest Emporium, a satisfied smile on her face. She may have lost her family, her freedom, and her empire, but she’d be damned if she was going to pay full price for a toga. She was Maximus Decimus Meridius, conqueror of the clearance aisle, and she would have her revenge… one bargain at a time.
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2025-04-27 06:58:24
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