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50 Sec ago - ## The Incident of the Exploding Badger and the Missing Marmalade

Professor Alistair Banning, esteemed professor of Practical Thaumaturgy and known campus-wide for both his eccentric teaching methods and his uncanny resemblance to a startled owl, adjusted his spectacles. He surveyed his class, a mix of bright-eyed initiates and bleary-eyed veterans of magical mishaps.

“Right then, you magnificent miscreants,” he boomed, his voice echoing off the enchanted chalkboards. “Today, we tackle the delicate art of transmogrification.”

A groan rippled through the class. Transmogrification, the art of changing one object into another, was notoriously tricky. Last week, young Penelope Featherbottom had accidentally turned her familiar, a fluffy Persian cat, into a rather indignant garden gnome.

“Now, now, no need for long faces,” Alistair chirped, brandishing a small, orange fruit. “Observe! This humble clementine…” He paused for dramatic effect, twirling his wand with a flourish, “…shall become… a badger!”

He tapped the clementine. A puff of purple smoke erupted, accompanied by a distinct popping sound. When the smoke cleared, there was no badger. Instead, a jar of marmalade sat on the desk, its label proclaiming it to be "Mrs. Miggins' Extra-Pulpy Seville."

The class erupted in laughter. Alistair, never one to be fazed, cleared his throat. “Ah, well,” he declared, picking up the jar and sniffing it appreciatively. “A slight… miscalculation. Perhaps the clementine wasn't feeling badger-ish today. More of a marmalade mood, it seems.”

Suddenly, a loud bang echoed from the back of the classroom. Young Bartholomew Higgins, known for his enthusiasm exceeding his talent, shrieked, "Professor! I think I succeeded!"

Where Bartholomew had been standing, a small, very confused badger now paced in a circle, wearing a tiny pair of orange peel spectacles. Apparently, Bartholomew’s attempt to transmogrify his spectacles into a clementine had gone… somewhat awry.

The badger, spotting the jar of marmalade, let out an excited chirp and lunged for it. Before Alistair could intervene, the badger had its head stuck firmly in the jar.

“Oh, dear,” Alistair muttered, rubbing his temples. “This is going to be a long semester.”

Just then, the classroom door swung open and Grand Magus Verity, a stern woman with a permanent air of disapproval, entered. Her gaze fell upon the marmalade-engulfed badger, the giggling students, and Alistair, who was attempting to discreetly hide a half-eaten clementine behind his back.

“Professor Banning,” she said, her voice dripping with icy disapproval. “Explain.”

Alistair, with the air of a man who’d seen stranger things before breakfast, simply shrugged. “It appears,” he said with a twinkle in his eye, “that we’ve had a bit of a… jam.” He gestured towards the badger, whose muffled struggles with the marmalade jar were sending tremors of laughter through the room. "And I do believe, Magus Verity, that Bartholomew owes me a new pair of spectacles."






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